$UVIX

NEUTRAL
28 Mar 2026, 06:31 UTC
Outcome
-47.7%
1-month return
-60.9%
vs SPY (1m)
Asset classetf
Post typeposition
Horizonunspecified

Summary

The analyst outlines a thematic ETF portfolio with both long and short positions across multiple assets, anticipating a severe geopolitical crisis impacting markets.

Reasoning

Positions are based on expected market reactions to a US ground troop deployment to Iran and subsequent regional destruction, affecting private market liquidity, oil prices, tech stocks, volatility, and Nvidia specifically.

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The Serenity Doomsday ETF: 25% | $FAZ 25% | $GUSH 20%| $LCID Short 10% | $SQQQ 10% $UVIX 10% | $NVDA Puts Rationale: $FAZ / 3x short financial - Private Market liquidity play on Middle Eastern capital abandoning private markets if all their oil fields get blown apart. $GUSH / 2x Long US OIl and Gas - Global crude prices that will likely skyrocket, and American producers reap record windfall in profits. $SQQQ / 3x short Nasdaq - Google, Amazon, Apple, Microsoft forced selling if liquidity gets pulled. $LCID Short / 60% owned by Saudi Arabia Public Investment Fund. If the Saudis suffer from liquidity shock, there goes Lucid. $UVIX/ 2x long volatility - If there's black swan events, volatility goes up. $NVDA Puts - Last bastion for the $SPY as largest weighting. If capex gets pulled, index sells off will Nvidia go down the hardest. I only see this scenario if US sends ground troops to Iran and Iran blows everything around it up. Let's pray for Taco Tuesday.

Return by horizon

1d
+0.0%
1w
-26.5%
1m
-47.7%
3m
-67.3%

Price performance

HorizonRaw movevs SPY
1 day+0.0%+0.0%
1 week-26.5%-30.7%
1 month-47.7%-60.9%
3 months-67.3%-82.6%
6 months

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